Just a quick response to all the whiners and complainers regarding our new waste program.
If you all put a little less effort into complaining – and focus on solutions – your lives would be so much easier. Go out, buy a lock, drill a small hole in your waste-bin lid and container, and install lock.
Of course you will have to remember your key when you fill your bin, which you will complain about as well.
Hope this helps all the cranky, miserable people out there who spend their golden years complaining about nothing.
Andrew Hoffman, Surrey